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Josh Dhani — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 00:51:11 +0000

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Lifting Weights: What NOT To Do When You’re Francisco Garcia

Josh Dhani — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 16:48:17 +0000

What really happened during the incident

It seemed like Francisco Garcia will be having surgery on his right forearm after incident in lifting weights. Last month, he injured his right ring finger. He must have cried hard, and it that picture, look what happened to him.

Things are looking good with him, and his team. So next time you fall in Garcia’s mouth and you are controlling him, here his one thing to do: not lift weights.

Thank you, and I hope you learned a lesson after reading this post. Let your life be great, but not long.

A Heated Debate: Jamaal Magloire and Jonas Jerebko

Josh Dhani — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 23:02:02 +0000

Here is what happened 24 hours after Heat’s Jamaal Magloire and Pistons’ Jonas Jerbko got into a fight during a game when these two fellows met. Right now, both of these dumbasses are suspended and here is their dumbass discussion:

Haha Jonas, I killed your egg-headed ass during that game man!

Look who’s talking? Why does your face look like that?

Shut up, I’m sexy.

Yeah, right, you are. But so am I with my nice highlights in my hair.

Doesn’t that make you gay?

Hey, hey, shut up! At least I’m not suspended!

White boy, you are too!

No I’m not!

Go on ESPN and find out.

Okay, I’m looking. What the…?

See?

I don’t have time for this. Here, just talk to Stephen Hill.

No don’t leave me here with him!

Hey Jamaal, how’s it going man? Want to come over to my house and play some PS3?

Yeah, I gotta go.

Go where?

I’m going Dwayne’s house so I don’t think we’ll talk.

Oh.

But here, you can talk to Darko.

What’s up?

DYN-O-MITE!

Let’s get out of here.

Yeah, let’s. I’m feeling amorous anyways.

Why the Pacers Released Jamaal Tinsley

Josh Dhani — Sun, 04 Oct 2009 23:51:00 +0000

About some months ago, the Indiana Pacers released their fellow troubled point guard in Jamaal Tinsley. It doesn’t really matter what he did, well actually, yes it does, or else I won’t be writing this.

First, it’s his big fat head:

But, surprisingly, he was obsessed of Jason Kidd:

Also, he promoted his shootout event:

But what may be the biggest reason is that he is supporting kids of his accomplishments:

All the haters are gone, and Tinsley is another one. And this is why the Pacers released Jamaal Tinsley. Surprised? You are! Well, if you are, please, stop judging. After all…

Things hopefully won’t be creepier than that up there.

Help 50!

Josh Dhani — Sun, 04 Oct 2009 20:37:00 +0000

Injured Studs

Josh Dhani — Sun, 04 Oct 2009 19:56:00 +0000

Let’s take a look at some NBA stars getting humiliated with injuries, shall we?

Do you fellow people like Star Trek? Well, you better, because if you hate it, you’ll be getting hated. It’s no wonder Mike Dunleavy has problems with his knee but also, his drunk-looking face:

Got to love that. But hopefully, it isn’t worse as Don Nelson’s weight-gaining watch:

I know you just threw up from that pic, so that is why I put it there. But if you like Chauncey Billups…

You must hate Elton Brand.
It’s just you, me, and

Paul Pierce’s knee.

But there is one person I do not feel sad for. Because everytime I fly…

People start hating because I constantly keep burning Dirk Nowitzki’s eyes. What a douche, he’s just like Marcin.

But some injuries are caused by people coming out of the closet, like these two fellow men did here:

If Harrison Moore, a Laker homer, is seeing this, I hope you are pissed off. But he’ll be looking away because he is ashamed of himself, like he is in his Bleacher Report profile picture:

Trust me, the guy is a dick! According DD’s Super Vision, here is what he really looks like:

Asshole.

Stop Messing with Pooh!

Josh Dhani — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 23:24:00 +0000

Man, that is so not cool! According to reports from ESPN.com, a police officer from Philadelphia was found guilty when lying to authorities for saying that former NBA player Jerome “Pooh” Richardson was accused of using drugs.

Now that just ain’t right man! Why are you messing with Pooh? Here at The Daily Diop, we find this just stupid and absurd. I mean, you are being more stupider than Kryto-Nate predicting that the Knicks will make the playoffs. The Knicks!!! That’s right, the freaking Knicks. This is more crazy than K-Mart as well. I mean, first there was what the hell to Yao, and then a douchebag of M-Go, and finally the stupidity of Kanye.

But you know what the official is worse than? Peter Griffin’s immitation of Tojo:Nothing is more stupider than that. That cop is being a jackass, big time. And that’s just what Peter is being like right up there in that picture. But you got to admit, it’s funnier when you see the Tojo immitation…in motion:

So you get where I am going here. If you don’t, let’s just say this…

THIS BLOG POST HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH POOH RICHARDSON, I AM JUST TRYING TO BE FREAKING FUNNY! GOD!!!!

But speaking of Pooh…

…Winnie has now turned into a W.I.M.P! You know, I just realized that means he’s a wimp. Let’s just go with P.I.M.P.:

And here’s what he did to Winnie for trying to be him:

You miss with the pimp, you mess with 50. But 50 didn’t do that. It was these guys who hanged Winnie:

So next time you read The Daily Diop, and think Diop sucks:

You better watch out…especially if you are a Nuggets fan.

Note: This blog post had nothing to do with anything and I am sorry if this wasted your useless and lifeless time.

Nate Robinson, Don’t Be Stupid, Okay?

Josh Dhani — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 20:16:00 +0000

Is Nate Robinson stupid? Okay, just because you guys freaking resigned David Lee, it doesn’t mean you guys are going to make the playoffs. Okay, am I in the ballpark here? Good. Okay, DD readers, here’s what Krypto-Nate said:

“We’re going to shock everybody this year,. I think we can. The only thing about our team is we just have to play defense. We can score points. That’s easy. There are nights we might be off, but we can still score. It’s just stopping the other team from scoring. … We have everything else. We just have to pick up our defense and everything will be OK.”

Listen, I like you guys, but trust me, you aren’t going to make the playoffs. I mostly like you guys because I have a possible chance of interviewing Mr. Wilson Chandler, after sending an email to his agent.

But still, why would you want to listen to this guy:

With Daily Diop’s extreme vision, here’s what Nate really looks like:So next time you see Nate Robinson…

Don’t be surprised if he goes broke.

What’s With LeBron Lately

Josh Dhani — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 01:28:00 +0000

No folks, that is not LeBron James. This appears to be LaRon James, some weird twin brother of LeBron. If you absolutely have no idea what I am trying to say at all, let The Blowtorch explain this theory of Mr. LaRon James. Thank you.

But what is the deal with LeBron James? I mean seriously. This guy is everywhere! First, you see him go on The View. Like seeing Elizabeth Hasselbeck is creepy enough anyways. I mean seriously, The View? Look at what goes on over there.

But then you see him at some College Football game between the Indiana Hoosiers and Akron Zips. What is this guy doing? Maybe mind on that NBA Title really doesn’t matter to him, am I right?

But if smoking weed isn’t enough, probably you’ll just let him do what he wants to do. Screw him.

So next time so you see LeBron…

…don’t be suprised.

Even if this guy’s here as well:

Yeah, that’s right, I said it.

Jeez K-Mart…What’s Wrong With Ya Man?

Josh Dhani — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 20:31:00 +0000

Yeah, seriously. I totally agree with that title. Besides Kanye West, Kenyon Martin is another guy who speaks his mind. It all first started about a couple of months ago when Dallas Mavericks’ owner Mark Cuban dissed Martin and said to his mother that he was a thug. Martin was ticked and called Cuban a coward. They still hate each other I guess.

Check out what’s going on here.